After Going to the Bathroom

"That urination was phenomenal"

Ghosts of Mars

In reference to my question: "Why does he want to kill him?" While watching Ghosts of Mars.

"For the same reason I do: He's Ice Cube, that shit gives you major street cred."

Just Usual Conversation

Sometimes there are no triggers.. Sometimes he just says things like:

"I'm an adventure in a human shell"

Still Discussing Dolphin Steak

"I wonder if dolphin are the deer of the ocean"

While Discussing a Waitress Age

"And that's how I stayed out of prison"

Followed immediately by:

"Not that, that's how you get there" 

Regarding Dolphin Intelligence

"When dolphins start committing suicide, I'll declare war. Starting in Miami, take care of them. Then work my way to the ocean..."

Followed by:

"Except Sea World ones, maybe we could convince them to fight on our side. You know, spies. Saboteurs."

While Watching Addicted

"Hey dude, try heroine and let me know"